That’s hot, dude…
Even angry gerbils want a little romance, no? No? …okay…
Maybe It’s a [bleep] with a [bleeping] [bleep] Shoved into his Gaping [bleep] on a Cold Winter’s Day
Or report cards…yeah…definitely report cards.
Also, I spelled “offscreen” wrong. So sue me, it’s 1:30 in the morning.
How college works
And don’t you forget it! …You won’t. Ever.
Also, Zach gets accepted to colleges hands-free.
This is Doris. Say hi, Doris! …Doris says hi.
What a loser.
PS: I felt bad about the total lack of funny/creativity in the last one, so I thought I’d add this quick little gem as well.