That’s hot, dude…
Even angry gerbils want a little romance, no? No? …okay…
Maybe It’s a [bleep] with a [bleeping] [bleep] Shoved into his Gaping [bleep] on a Cold Winter’s Day
Or report cards…yeah…definitely report cards.
Also, I spelled “offscreen” wrong. So sue me, it’s 1:30 in the morning.
How college works
And don’t you forget it! …You won’t. Ever.
Also, Zach gets accepted to colleges hands-free.
Idiot
What a loser.
PS: I felt bad about the total lack of funny/creativity in the last one, so I thought I’d add this quick little gem as well.
Clock Face
He’s got a big clock’s face! He’s got the body of a man and face of a clock. And he likes to tell time, ‘cause he’s got a clock’s face! Clock face!